[THEORY 2] Bitches Love High Pitches

This is the second theory or you may call the follow up of my first theory, Bitches Love Bitches. As most of my theories are derived and proved by real life situations and real life examples this one is no exception. You must be guessing what my Second theory is. It is wait for it... Drums rolling... Baa Dumm Tusss! BITCHES LOVE HIGH PITCHES. Not that cool when you already knew that from the post title. isn't it?

Anyhoo, Let me explain BITCHES LOVE HIGH PITCHES for ya’.

Let me paint you a mind picture, you are in a public bus (here you is a guy). A girl in her early 20’s boards the bus and gets seated next to you. I don’t think I have to say what will be going on a guy’s mind. He thinks about talking to you first, and slowly starts to flirt with you. And he directly reaches in his mid 60’s where he has a woman (the girl in the next seat) as his lovely wife who brings him a warm cup of coffee in the veranda. The grand kids playing hand ball in the lawn and the birds are chirping with the rhythm of Mother Nature. Everything is so perfect. How lovely is life? He may think so. Out of the blue, HONK HONK!! He’s in a bus. Whoa, that was just a mind picture, just an idea. A few minutes passes and the phone rings. It was not his. It was hers. She slowly takes out her iPhone from the back pocket of her skinny tight jeans. Finally, the girl answers her phone and what may I say, “The rest is history”.

You may think what the fish? Hold on! How high pitched voices have your ever heard? Or how annoying voice or sounds have you ever heard? The sound steel makes when it crushes another steel. Or when a woolen ball is rubbed with another woolen ball. Disgusting isn't it?

The same happens in this theory. We all have met some girls in high school or college who has a voice how do I put this gently... Fluctuating. That girl has a voice so, so, so loud and sharp you can’t even tolerate. You just want to kill her, put her in an early grave and never ever ever see her again and mostly never listen to her voice again. That’s the dream.

Never ever believe a girl who has a fluctuating and a sharp voice. Not loud, sharp and fluctuating. This is the statement of this theory. If you ever fall for such a girl. Follow these following steps:

1. RUN RUN , RUN for your life.

2. Run to Grand Canyon in Australia or where ever it is.

3. Jump from there.

The best part is. You didn't fell for that highly pitched filthy disgusting piece of arse. you fell for your dignity. You can thank me later for that.

As, I have already said all of my theories have been proved in real life situations. Where ever you may be Asia, Africa. This theory works perfectly fine.

A remainder to you again Never believe a girl who has a fluctuating and a sharp voice.


                                                  Peace Out Hombres!