This post is imaginary because I shall never have one thousand dollars but, again what the hell right? Okay then. I have $1,000. Still unbelievable to just write it down.
Let me start with my $1,000 fantasy
- Upgrade my graphics card, a new mobo, and blow the rest on games. God I feel guilty saying that.
- Heroin? Anyone say heroin yet? Yeah, heroin.
- Either one $1000 hooker or one thousand $1 hookers.
- A flare gun: I've always wanted a flare gun for no particular reason.
- 20 years worth of Xbox Live.
- Cocaine, beer, and pinball games at the local arcade. I already have said heroin, haven't I?
- All the premium porn subscriptions.
- 100,000 penny sweets. Duh!
- A functional replica of the Wallace Sword, a pair of cheap guns, and a sheath and holster for all of them.Then I can go out into the streets at night, and become......Mel Gibson-man.
- Those gold flakes that you eat to turn your shit golden.That's the dream.
- wigs and clothes to dress the way I FU***** WANT TO, MOM!
- Four good hookers in batches of two.
AND FINALLY
- A one way plane ticket across the country (lets assume 500) and when I get there, go to the closest gas station and buy lotto tickets, a 6-pack, and some jerky with the remaining money.After which I'll spend my time drinking the beer, using a penny from the penny cup to scratch the ticket, and gnaw on some jerky whilst scratching my tickets hoping for enough money to make it home.
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