[THEORY 2] Bitches Love High Pitches

This is the second theory or you may call the follow up of my first theory, Bitches Love Bitches. As most of my theories are derived and proved by real life situations and real life examples this one is no exception. You must be guessing what my Second theory is. It is wait for it... Drums rolling... Baa Dumm Tusss! BITCHES LOVE HIGH PITCHES. Not that cool when you already knew that from the post title. isn't it?

Anyhoo, Let me explain BITCHES LOVE HIGH PITCHES for ya’.

Let me paint you a mind picture, you are in a public bus (here you is a guy). A girl in her early 20’s boards the bus and gets seated next to you. I don’t think I have to say what will be going on a guy’s mind. He thinks about talking to you first, and slowly starts to flirt with you. And he directly reaches in his mid 60’s where he has a woman (the girl in the next seat) as his lovely wife who brings him a warm cup of coffee in the veranda. The grand kids playing hand ball in the lawn and the birds are chirping with the rhythm of Mother Nature. Everything is so perfect. How lovely is life? He may think so. Out of the blue, HONK HONK!! He’s in a bus. Whoa, that was just a mind picture, just an idea. A few minutes passes and the phone rings. It was not his. It was hers. She slowly takes out her iPhone from the back pocket of her skinny tight jeans. Finally, the girl answers her phone and what may I say, “The rest is history”.

You may think what the fish? Hold on! How high pitched voices have your ever heard? Or how annoying voice or sounds have you ever heard? The sound steel makes when it crushes another steel. Or when a woolen ball is rubbed with another woolen ball. Disgusting isn't it?

The same happens in this theory. We all have met some girls in high school or college who has a voice how do I put this gently... Fluctuating. That girl has a voice so, so, so loud and sharp you can’t even tolerate. You just want to kill her, put her in an early grave and never ever ever see her again and mostly never listen to her voice again. That’s the dream.

Never ever believe a girl who has a fluctuating and a sharp voice. Not loud, sharp and fluctuating. This is the statement of this theory. If you ever fall for such a girl. Follow these following steps:

1. RUN RUN , RUN for your life.

2. Run to Grand Canyon in Australia or where ever it is.

3. Jump from there.

The best part is. You didn't fell for that highly pitched filthy disgusting piece of arse. you fell for your dignity. You can thank me later for that.

As, I have already said all of my theories have been proved in real life situations. Where ever you may be Asia, Africa. This theory works perfectly fine.

A remainder to you again Never believe a girl who has a fluctuating and a sharp voice.


                                                  Peace Out Hombres!

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[THEORY 1] Bitches Love Bitches

So you probably know that I have been working on a theory (and most of them are practically proved by me). The statement of this theory is,"Never believe a girl who owns a dog". Hence, I came up with bitches love bitches.

So, you all must be wondering what is this. Let me elaborate this for ya guys.

There's a pretty girl in my college and I had a crush on her since day one. But I never had the guts to make the final cut is what Pink Floyd should have said but instead I stalked her. It took me a week to find her name. After that I stalked her in Facebook. I've found out that she owns dog. A Japanese sphinx to be precise. It didn't bothered me at that time. I thought,"this gal owns a dog. Cool".

After Couple of days I was bored of internet stalking. Hence, I tried for some real life stalking. She comes in the same bus as I come. So it was easier for me to know where she board the bus. Hence I found her address. Now I stalked her in  college. I had to know where her class was. I found out that too. But after this I've got a strange feeling. It was not Love. I repeat it was not LOVE.

I asked my friend to know that she was available or not. 'cause he had a friend who has a friend in her class. And Later what I knew was heart breaking. A mini heartbreak. A heart break warfare.

She was the most disgusting person I've ever known. About her boyfriends, she has 2-3 boyfriends in college and two boyfriends outside of college. I mean how can a person handle that. If she was a he I would say Respect, Bro! But she was a she. How can such a pretty face tell so many of lies. How can those partial black - partial blue eyes cheat on her so called boyfriends.

Well, the silver lining is she is not the one. and what does this story or rather my theory proves is.

Never believe a girl who owns a dog. and this is not the first time I have had this theory proven. There are many stories behind this.

So guys don't never ever ever ever fall for a girl who owns a bloody dog.

                                                           Peace Out Hombres!

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