13 ways to spend money on yourself wisely and irresponsibly.

Here, when I am talking about money I am just talking about $1,000.  So, be cool guys!

This post is imaginary because I shall never have one thousand dollars but, again what the hell right? Okay then. I have $1,000. Still unbelievable to just write it down.

Let me start with my $1,000 fantasy

• Upgrade my graphics card, a new mobo, and blow the rest on games. God I feel guilty saying that.

• Heroin? Anyone say heroin yet? Yeah, heroin.


• Either one $1000 hooker or one thousand $1 hookers.

• A flare gun: I've always wanted a flare gun for no particular reason.

• 20 years worth of Xbox Live.

• Cocaine, beer, and pinball games at the local arcade. I already have said heroin, haven't I? 

• All the premium porn subscriptions.

• 100,000 penny sweets. Duh!

• A functional replica of the Wallace Sword, a pair of cheap guns, and a sheath and holster for all of them.Then I can go out into the streets at night, and become......Mel Gibson-man.

• Those gold flakes that you eat to turn your shit golden.That's the dream.

• wigs and clothes to dress the way I FU***** WANT TO, MOM!

• Four good hookers in batches of two.

AND FINALLY

• A one way plane ticket across the country (lets assume 500) and when I get there, go to the closest gas station and buy lotto tickets, a 6-pack, and some jerky with the remaining money.After which I'll spend my time drinking the beer, using a penny from the penny cup to scratch the ticket, and gnaw on some jerky whilst scratching my tickets hoping for enough money to make it home.

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Best engineering videos for teachers and students on youtube

Be it teachers or students, engineering is always a tough nut to crack. Hence, being an engineering student I have made a list of YouTube channels that will help engineering students to understand the problems and apply in our day to day lives. I've also added one video from each channel.

• AvE: The full form of AvE is Arduino versus Evil. They make cool videos for mostly electrical and electronics engineering students. But some general engineering videos are also added here. 

• TheEngineerGuy: TheEngineerGuy is the most interesting engineering channel on YouTube so far.  He makes the videos of all kind. Its a must watch channel for engineers and engineering students. You can also catch him on his website. 

• EEVblog: EEVblog is mostly popular for Electrical engineering students. "NO SCRIPT, NO FEAR, ALL OPINION. An off-the-cuff Video Blog about Electronics Engineering, for engineers, hobbyists, enthusiasts, hackers and Makers". This is the tagline of EEVblog guys. You can also catch them on their website. 

• Dan Gelbart: He is one of the co-founders of Creo (the optics company now owned by Kodak, not PTC Creo). He doesn't release videos on a regular basis, but his 18-part series on making prototypes in the machine shop is a great addition to any engineering program.

• mrpete222: mrpete222 has mostly devoted his channel to the machines and engines. He have about 300 video demonstrations on the Bridgeport mill & South Bend, Atlas, Clausing, and Logan Lathes. You can also catch him on his website.

• structurefree: He is a professor, a licensed engineer with degrees in civil/structural engineering. The videos are mostly for civil engineering students. His tagline says,"Don't be homeless, be a homey.."You can also catch him on his official facebook page.

If you think, I've missed any of the important channels for engineering students please comment and I will add those channels. 

                                                          Happy Engineering.  

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[THEORY 2] Bitches Love High Pitches

This is the second theory or you may call the follow up of my first theory, Bitches Love Bitches. As most of my theories are derived and proved by real life situations and real life examples this one is no exception. You must be guessing what my Second theory is. It is wait for it... Drums rolling... Baa Dumm Tusss! BITCHES LOVE HIGH PITCHES. Not that cool when you already knew that from the post title. isn't it?

Anyhoo, Let me explain BITCHES LOVE HIGH PITCHES for ya’.

Let me paint you a mind picture, you are in a public bus (here you is a guy). A girl in her early 20’s boards the bus and gets seated next to you. I don’t think I have to say what will be going on a guy’s mind. He thinks about talking to you first, and slowly starts to flirt with you. And he directly reaches in his mid 60’s where he has a woman (the girl in the next seat) as his lovely wife who brings him a warm cup of coffee in the veranda. The grand kids playing hand ball in the lawn and the birds are chirping with the rhythm of Mother Nature. Everything is so perfect. How lovely is life? He may think so. Out of the blue, HONK HONK!! He’s in a bus. Whoa, that was just a mind picture, just an idea. A few minutes passes and the phone rings. It was not his. It was hers. She slowly takes out her iPhone from the back pocket of her skinny tight jeans. Finally, the girl answers her phone and what may I say, “The rest is history”.

You may think what the fish? Hold on! How high pitched voices have your ever heard? Or how annoying voice or sounds have you ever heard? The sound steel makes when it crushes another steel. Or when a woolen ball is rubbed with another woolen ball. Disgusting isn't it?

The same happens in this theory. We all have met some girls in high school or college who has a voice how do I put this gently... Fluctuating. That girl has a voice so, so, so loud and sharp you can’t even tolerate. You just want to kill her, put her in an early grave and never ever ever see her again and mostly never listen to her voice again. That’s the dream.

Never ever believe a girl who has a fluctuating and a sharp voice. Not loud, sharp and fluctuating. This is the statement of this theory. If you ever fall for such a girl. Follow these following steps:

1. RUN RUN , RUN for your life.

2. Run to Grand Canyon in Australia or where ever it is.

3. Jump from there.

The best part is. You didn't fell for that highly pitched filthy disgusting piece of arse. you fell for your dignity. You can thank me later for that.

As, I have already said all of my theories have been proved in real life situations. Where ever you may be Asia, Africa. This theory works perfectly fine.

A remainder to you again Never believe a girl who has a fluctuating and a sharp voice.


                                                  Peace Out Hombres!

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I am moving to Amsterdam.

You will be amazed by this. Cocaine is legal in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Say what?

I only thought it was the sex capital of Europe but Cocaine?

See this poster published by the public health service of Amsterdam.

Indeed, it is the drug capital of the entire world.

See ya' guys in Amsterdam.

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[THEORY 1] Bitches Love Bitches

So you probably know that I have been working on a theory (and most of them are practically proved by me). The statement of this theory is,"Never believe a girl who owns a dog". Hence, I came up with bitches love bitches.

So, you all must be wondering what is this. Let me elaborate this for ya guys.

There's a pretty girl in my college and I had a crush on her since day one. But I never had the guts to make the final cut is what Pink Floyd should have said but instead I stalked her. It took me a week to find her name. After that I stalked her in Facebook. I've found out that she owns dog. A Japanese sphinx to be precise. It didn't bothered me at that time. I thought,"this gal owns a dog. Cool".

After Couple of days I was bored of internet stalking. Hence, I tried for some real life stalking. She comes in the same bus as I come. So it was easier for me to know where she board the bus. Hence I found her address. Now I stalked her in  college. I had to know where her class was. I found out that too. But after this I've got a strange feeling. It was not Love. I repeat it was not LOVE.

I asked my friend to know that she was available or not. 'cause he had a friend who has a friend in her class. And Later what I knew was heart breaking. A mini heartbreak. A heart break warfare.

She was the most disgusting person I've ever known. About her boyfriends, she has 2-3 boyfriends in college and two boyfriends outside of college. I mean how can a person handle that. If she was a he I would say Respect, Bro! But she was a she. How can such a pretty face tell so many of lies. How can those partial black - partial blue eyes cheat on her so called boyfriends.

Well, the silver lining is she is not the one. and what does this story or rather my theory proves is.

Never believe a girl who owns a dog. and this is not the first time I have had this theory proven. There are many stories behind this.

So guys don't never ever ever ever fall for a girl who owns a bloody dog.

                                                           Peace Out Hombres!

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How to solve integration using a C program, C program to find integration

Well there's a saying,"Engineering is not complete without Programming" Or did I just made this saying. I thought I didn't. Lord Anish Niroula did.  No matter what Programming and calculus are always pain in the ass for most of the students. 

Here I have written a simple piece of code in C Programming Language which merges the both aspects of calculus and programming. 

This piece of code uses a well known method called "The Trapezium Rule" to calculate the area between the curve. 

Here I have written the code for two forms algebric form and trigonometric form.

The equation for algebric form is y = x^2 + X

The equation for trigonometric form is y = (1+(sinx*sinx))^1/2 

The program for algebric form is :

#include <stdio.h>

#include <stdlib.h>

#include <math.h>

int main()

{

    int a,b,y, area=0, x=0;

    int h=2;

    printf("Enter the value of a \n");

    scanf("%d",&a);

    printf("Enter the value of b \n");

    scanf("%d",&b);

    while (x<b)

    {

        y= x*(x+1);

        area = area+ (h*y);

        x = x+h;

    }

    printf("Total area is : %d \n ",area);

    system("pause");

    return(1);

}

The code for trigonometric form is:

#include <stdio.h>

#include <stdlib.h>

#include <math.h>

int main()

{

    int a,b,y, area=0, x=0;

    int h=2;

    printf("Enter the value of a \n");

    scanf("%d",&a);

    printf("Enter the value of b \n");

    scanf("%d",&b);

    while (x<=b)

    {

        y= sqrt(1+(sin(x)*sin(x)));

        area += (h*y);

        x+= h;

    }

    printf("Total area is : %d \n ",area);

    system("pause");

    return(1);

}

                                                           Peace Out Hombres!

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