[RECIPE] How to cook a whole chicken in an oven

Do you have an hour this evening or even tomorrow? If so, just heat the oven to 450 degrees F. If there is stuff inside the chicken take it out and throw it away (or save for soup), dry it off with paper towels, coat the skin all over with salt and pepper and on the insides. Then put it on a pan and put it in the heated oven for one hour. Then take it out and let it sit for 15 minutes and it is ready to eat! You can cut it up (any old way will do but the prime breasts are on the top on either side of the thin middle bone) and eat it then or put it in the fridge for sandwiches or something tomorrow. If you are near a store where you can get some cheap macaroni or potato salad that is always a nice simple side dish. Get some fresh bread for sandwiches and all that needs is maybe some mayonnaise but I often just put some of the macaroni salad in there there with the chicken and some pepper.

Hopefully you have some people around there and I often find that the best thing to do in this situation is bring food over so I hope that you get some help in that regard. And then please come back here whenever you can and learn some more simple (or fancy) recipes! Best of luck and I wish you the best!

Note: The dark meat is mostly in the legs (and the wings maybe) if that is what you like. You can really get in there all over picking it apart with your fingers if you don't mind getting messy. There are little bits of edible meat all over so get right in there and get it all! You can even put BBQ or any sauce like that on it if you have some in the fridge.

I will post another recipe for Scallops with spinach, shallots, wine. Be tuned! 

Adios Amigos.

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How to buy cheap and feasible computer parts

Buying computer parts maybe be quite tricky if you are doing this for the first time.So here I am writing a few points about buying cheap and compatible computer parts.

• Don't cheap out on the Power Supply. You'll regret it when you get a new GPU and your system fails/explodes/catches fire/kills all your parts in a shower of sparks and flashing.

• While the physical PSU quality is incredibly important; getting a 600W PSU for a computer that uses 550W is also something to avoid.

• Read reviews, consumer reviews as well as company reviews on a product/part. Take the reviews with a grain of salt of course, but you can get a sense of how the part performed under heavy loads.

• Sound cards are almost always not needed.

• Have patience and accept the fact that what ever you buy now, can become outdated in a month or less. 

      And Finally

• Spend more. The more you spend, the better you get. 

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What is Beauty and Ugliness

Morning spread its arms, embracing all. The sun's rays entered the woods, penetrating the trees, straight as arrows. Buds opened into flowers as the rays kissed them good morning. Dew drops shone on the green leaves, looking like diamonds embedded in an emerald stone. After enjoying their glory for some seconds, the dew drops vanished into eternity. The lake water flowed gently, allowing the sunlight to reach the depths of the lake to wake up the aquatic life. The rustling leaves seemed to provide a soft music while the singing was provided by the birds. The lake water too, at intervals, joined the leaves in the nature's song. Like every day, morning proudly revealed its beauty with panache.

Somewhere, on the soft, brown earth, a black scorpion killed an innocent insect. While it feasted on its prey, the insect's blood fell on the soft earth, drop by drop, wetting the earth.

Everyone would choose the morning's beauty over that scorpion's gruesome act because none looked closely to realise that where the scorpion killed the insect was the very same earth where morning danced to nature's song.

Because few know that beauty resides along with ugliness.

Because few know that beauty and ugliness are the same side of a coin.

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13 ways to spend money on yourself wisely and irresponsibly.

Here, when I am talking about money I am just talking about $1,000.  So, be cool guys!

This post is imaginary because I shall never have one thousand dollars but, again what the hell right? Okay then. I have $1,000. Still unbelievable to just write it down.

Let me start with my $1,000 fantasy

• Upgrade my graphics card, a new mobo, and blow the rest on games. God I feel guilty saying that.

• Heroin? Anyone say heroin yet? Yeah, heroin.


• Either one $1000 hooker or one thousand $1 hookers.

• A flare gun: I've always wanted a flare gun for no particular reason.

• 20 years worth of Xbox Live.

• Cocaine, beer, and pinball games at the local arcade. I already have said heroin, haven't I? 

• All the premium porn subscriptions.

• 100,000 penny sweets. Duh!

• A functional replica of the Wallace Sword, a pair of cheap guns, and a sheath and holster for all of them.Then I can go out into the streets at night, and become......Mel Gibson-man.

• Those gold flakes that you eat to turn your shit golden.That's the dream.

• wigs and clothes to dress the way I FU***** WANT TO, MOM!

• Four good hookers in batches of two.

AND FINALLY

• A one way plane ticket across the country (lets assume 500) and when I get there, go to the closest gas station and buy lotto tickets, a 6-pack, and some jerky with the remaining money.After which I'll spend my time drinking the beer, using a penny from the penny cup to scratch the ticket, and gnaw on some jerky whilst scratching my tickets hoping for enough money to make it home.

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Best engineering videos for teachers and students on youtube

Be it teachers or students, engineering is always a tough nut to crack. Hence, being an engineering student I have made a list of YouTube channels that will help engineering students to understand the problems and apply in our day to day lives. I've also added one video from each channel.

• AvE: The full form of AvE is Arduino versus Evil. They make cool videos for mostly electrical and electronics engineering students. But some general engineering videos are also added here. 

• TheEngineerGuy: TheEngineerGuy is the most interesting engineering channel on YouTube so far.  He makes the videos of all kind. Its a must watch channel for engineers and engineering students. You can also catch him on his website. 

• EEVblog: EEVblog is mostly popular for Electrical engineering students. "NO SCRIPT, NO FEAR, ALL OPINION. An off-the-cuff Video Blog about Electronics Engineering, for engineers, hobbyists, enthusiasts, hackers and Makers". This is the tagline of EEVblog guys. You can also catch them on their website. 

• Dan Gelbart: He is one of the co-founders of Creo (the optics company now owned by Kodak, not PTC Creo). He doesn't release videos on a regular basis, but his 18-part series on making prototypes in the machine shop is a great addition to any engineering program.

• mrpete222: mrpete222 has mostly devoted his channel to the machines and engines. He have about 300 video demonstrations on the Bridgeport mill & South Bend, Atlas, Clausing, and Logan Lathes. You can also catch him on his website.

• structurefree: He is a professor, a licensed engineer with degrees in civil/structural engineering. The videos are mostly for civil engineering students. His tagline says,"Don't be homeless, be a homey.."You can also catch him on his official facebook page.

If you think, I've missed any of the important channels for engineering students please comment and I will add those channels. 

                                                          Happy Engineering.  

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[THEORY 2] Bitches Love High Pitches

This is the second theory or you may call the follow up of my first theory, Bitches Love Bitches. As most of my theories are derived and proved by real life situations and real life examples this one is no exception. You must be guessing what my Second theory is. It is wait for it... Drums rolling... Baa Dumm Tusss! BITCHES LOVE HIGH PITCHES. Not that cool when you already knew that from the post title. isn't it?

Anyhoo, Let me explain BITCHES LOVE HIGH PITCHES for ya’.

Let me paint you a mind picture, you are in a public bus (here you is a guy). A girl in her early 20’s boards the bus and gets seated next to you. I don’t think I have to say what will be going on a guy’s mind. He thinks about talking to you first, and slowly starts to flirt with you. And he directly reaches in his mid 60’s where he has a woman (the girl in the next seat) as his lovely wife who brings him a warm cup of coffee in the veranda. The grand kids playing hand ball in the lawn and the birds are chirping with the rhythm of Mother Nature. Everything is so perfect. How lovely is life? He may think so. Out of the blue, HONK HONK!! He’s in a bus. Whoa, that was just a mind picture, just an idea. A few minutes passes and the phone rings. It was not his. It was hers. She slowly takes out her iPhone from the back pocket of her skinny tight jeans. Finally, the girl answers her phone and what may I say, “The rest is history”.

You may think what the fish? Hold on! How high pitched voices have your ever heard? Or how annoying voice or sounds have you ever heard? The sound steel makes when it crushes another steel. Or when a woolen ball is rubbed with another woolen ball. Disgusting isn't it?

The same happens in this theory. We all have met some girls in high school or college who has a voice how do I put this gently... Fluctuating. That girl has a voice so, so, so loud and sharp you can’t even tolerate. You just want to kill her, put her in an early grave and never ever ever see her again and mostly never listen to her voice again. That’s the dream.

Never ever believe a girl who has a fluctuating and a sharp voice. Not loud, sharp and fluctuating. This is the statement of this theory. If you ever fall for such a girl. Follow these following steps:

1. RUN RUN , RUN for your life.

2. Run to Grand Canyon in Australia or where ever it is.

3. Jump from there.

The best part is. You didn't fell for that highly pitched filthy disgusting piece of arse. you fell for your dignity. You can thank me later for that.

As, I have already said all of my theories have been proved in real life situations. Where ever you may be Asia, Africa. This theory works perfectly fine.

A remainder to you again Never believe a girl who has a fluctuating and a sharp voice.


                                                  Peace Out Hombres!

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