[THEORY 1] Bitches Love Bitches

So you probably know that I have been working on a theory (and most of them are practically proved by me). The statement of this theory is,"Never believe a girl who owns a dog". Hence, I came up with bitches love bitches.

So, you all must be wondering what is this. Let me elaborate this for ya guys.

There's a pretty girl in my college and I had a crush on her since day one. But I never had the guts to make the final cut is what Pink Floyd should have said but instead I stalked her. It took me a week to find her name. After that I stalked her in Facebook. I've found out that she owns dog. A Japanese sphinx to be precise. It didn't bothered me at that time. I thought,"this gal owns a dog. Cool".

After Couple of days I was bored of internet stalking. Hence, I tried for some real life stalking. She comes in the same bus as I come. So it was easier for me to know where she board the bus. Hence I found her address. Now I stalked her in  college. I had to know where her class was. I found out that too. But after this I've got a strange feeling. It was not Love. I repeat it was not LOVE.

I asked my friend to know that she was available or not. 'cause he had a friend who has a friend in her class. And Later what I knew was heart breaking. A mini heartbreak. A heart break warfare.

She was the most disgusting person I've ever known. About her boyfriends, she has 2-3 boyfriends in college and two boyfriends outside of college. I mean how can a person handle that. If she was a he I would say Respect, Bro! But she was a she. How can such a pretty face tell so many of lies. How can those partial black - partial blue eyes cheat on her so called boyfriends.

Well, the silver lining is she is not the one. and what does this story or rather my theory proves is.

Never believe a girl who owns a dog. and this is not the first time I have had this theory proven. There are many stories behind this.

So guys don't never ever ever ever fall for a girl who owns a bloody dog.

                                                           Peace Out Hombres!

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How to solve integration using a C program, C program to find integration

Well there's a saying,"Engineering is not complete without Programming" Or did I just made this saying. I thought I didn't. Lord Anish Niroula did.  No matter what Programming and calculus are always pain in the ass for most of the students. 

Here I have written a simple piece of code in C Programming Language which merges the both aspects of calculus and programming. 

This piece of code uses a well known method called "The Trapezium Rule" to calculate the area between the curve. 

Here I have written the code for two forms algebric form and trigonometric form.

The equation for algebric form is y = x^2 + X

The equation for trigonometric form is y = (1+(sinx*sinx))^1/2 

The program for algebric form is :

#include <stdio.h>

#include <stdlib.h>

#include <math.h>

int main()

{

    int a,b,y, area=0, x=0;

    int h=2;

    printf("Enter the value of a \n");

    scanf("%d",&a);

    printf("Enter the value of b \n");

    scanf("%d",&b);

    while (x<b)

    {

        y= x*(x+1);

        area = area+ (h*y);

        x = x+h;

    }

    printf("Total area is : %d \n ",area);

    system("pause");

    return(1);

}

The code for trigonometric form is:

#include <stdio.h>

#include <stdlib.h>

#include <math.h>

int main()

{

    int a,b,y, area=0, x=0;

    int h=2;

    printf("Enter the value of a \n");

    scanf("%d",&a);

    printf("Enter the value of b \n");

    scanf("%d",&b);

    while (x<=b)

    {

        y= sqrt(1+(sin(x)*sin(x)));

        area += (h*y);

        x+= h;

    }

    printf("Total area is : %d \n ",area);

    system("pause");

    return(1);

}

                                                           Peace Out Hombres!

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High School Recommendation Letter for a Physics Student

When I graduated my high school, I was in search for decent recommendation letter. Then I approached my physics teacher (may be because I was only good at physics) and he wrote me a recommendation letter. I know finding a sample of recommendation letter for us Nepalese students is difficult. So, I am sharing my recommendation letter to you guys. This recommendation letter is only for physics students but it can be mostly used as a sample for all most all science subjects. Hope it helps!

                                                                                                            

To Whom it May Concern

It is my pleasure to recommend Mr.Anish Niroula an A level student from Kings College, for admission to your school or educational endeavour, which he may pursue. I have had the pleasure of having him in my Physics class for two years and can say with certainty that he is  intelligent and has good analytical skills. I feel confident that he will continue to succeed in his studies.

Anish is a dedicated student and thus far his grades have been exemplary. In class, he has proven to be a proactive student who is able to successfully develop plans and implement them.

In addition, Anish is also distinguished by his personal qualities, such as responsibility, respect and a high spirit that continuously overcomes any obstacle he may face.

He also has excellent communication skills. In the short period that I have taught him, he has shown respect towards his classmates and teachers. He has also demonstrated good team working skills in group assignments. He has the gift of ease in social situations, and he is remarkably articulate.

From noted reputation of excellence at Kings College in many areas, I strongly recommend Mr. Anish Niroula. This student’s accomplishments, effort and positive attitudes are to be praised. His abilities will truly be an asset to your institution.

Anish is a remarkable young student. I give him my highest recommendation.

If you have any queries regarding this recommendation, please feel free to contact me.

Sincerely,

___________________

Chet Bahadur Lama

Lecturer, Department of Physics,GCE A Level

Kings College,Kathmandu,Nepal

Mobile number: +977-XXXXXXXX

Email ID: XXXXX@mail.com                                                                                     

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The bird that just flew away

I belong to one of those families where job have seized the quality time with each other and technology has created a finite distance in our family relationship. After I aced my medical entrance exam, it remained about a week for my orientation class. I had no any particular work to do, except to get excited about my new life in hostel and a medical career. I always wished for that. I am used to of sitting alone along with my puppy for whole morning and day till my parents arrive home at night.

It was a rainy day and I was reading a novel. When I went to kitchen to drink a glass of water, something furiously flew over that scared daylight out of me. I came out to see what it was and to my surprise, a small baby bird was lying in my courtyard. I slowly went closer to it but, it didn't even move. It was gazing to my eyes and I felt a strong bond inside me, like a friend whom I met after a long gap or somebody who was so close to me departed earlier. I had no idea what it would eat but still I offered some grains. It didn't eat. Then I searched for a bottle cover to offer some water as it would fit its size. Perhaps it was searching his mother. I kept bottle cover in front of it but, it kept on staring me. I felt so affectionate that I raised the cover and fed it. Its beak could hardly sip a drop. After every sip, we looked at each other and talked but, not with words. Very soon it drank the water. I was relieved. It was like feeding my own soul. I took some photograph and picked it up in my palm. Suddenly it flew away. It was so majestic to have such blissful moment with it. It was destined to fly away and I can't lament for it was gone. Sometimes, simply life teaches us something valuable in small moments. We learn to live, learn to enjoy and love but we can't keep everything we adore in life. Something is just meant to be cherished and let it go.

P.S I didn't write this post. This was the sole writing of Seema Adhikari. The picture was also taken by her. Beautiful Isn't it? 

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Be ready to get Engi-neered!

Completed high school and somehow managed to get into an engineering school. Yeah I don’t believe myself too. But, this shit happened and I am glad. Talking about engineering, I was intrigued by engineers and engineering since my childhood but I never thought that I could (If I graduate) become an engineer like them. I mean it’s cool to see how machines work, how electricity is generated, how does a Television operate but with this pleasure comes a rigorous and a tough course.

How tough you say? Let me paint a mind picture for ya’ guys. Since, I am from Nepal we have Mount Everest here so think you are on a trip to climb Mt. Everest. But your way to the Everest there’s a snow storm, what do you do? You panic, right? The same thing happens in engineering. Snow storms are the semester end examinations. There may be many internal hurdles while climbing the Everest. You may feel dizzy or nauseous and that my friend is internal examinations.

Studying ten subjects a year is not a joke. I mean T-E-N. It’s like 1 subject a month excluding all holidays and weekends. It may look easy, I mean one subject a month duh’ but these subjects are not just Physics or mathematics or Computing. They get changed into Engineering Physics, Discrete Mathematics and Object oriented Programming and so on. And they are just theory subjects, there’s a practical subject for every theory subject except maths. Hence, T-E-N subject get changed into 18 (excluding two math’s in two semesters)

I am going out of topic here. I know that, I am already frightened but there’s no other option for me instead of conquering my dream.
Let us talk about how my college life would go in another post. This post is getting boring; I mean who would like to hear a gossip about calculus and Thermal Science.

Peace out hombres. 

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Aren't we all?

“I am bound, bound by certain principles, principles that won’t let me do my things, things that are too simple, simple but complex, complex but easy, easy as hell but, I am bound”, he said.

I said,” Why is that”?

He increased his tone and said,” Society bro”.

I asked,” What is wrong with society? They have made us who we are now. If we were not bound by these rules God knows what would happen to us”.

He murmured,” God knows shit”. Do you even know who created god?

I replied,” No, I don’t. No one can create god. There is no such thing as god.”

“Exactly”, he said.

“But I do know one thing, there may be no such thing as god but there is some energy everywhere. Do you believe in that? ”, I asked.

He said,” Yes, I do.”

I said, “Great then. Do you know what science says”?

“What”? He said.

I replied,” Energy can neither be created nor be destroyed, but only can be transformed from one form to another”.

“Bull shit. You think energy is god”? He said.

He again added,” Then everything around us is god. Everything around us posses some energy, the flowing river has kinetic energy, Is this god? The sun has solar energy, is this god? The wind posses some kind of energy too, is this god?”

“Exactly. The flowing river when it is irrigated to the land of farmers in the season of drought brings happiness to their faces, the rays of sun when falls on the plants, photosynthesis takes place and it brings happiness to plants too, and when a cool breeze hits you in the summer, don’t you fell happy?” I asked.

“So you mean happiness is god”? He asked as he was annoyed by my answers.

“Isn't it”? , I replied.

“You are a Psychopath”, He shouted as he was preparing to leave.

“Aren't we all”, was my answer.

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